A wealthy married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One evening, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to jeopardize his marriage or reputation, the man offered her a large sum of money to move to Italy and have the baby in secret.
He also promised to provide child support until the child turned 18 if she stayed there to raise the child.
The woman agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep things discreet, he told her to send a postcard with the word *“Spaghetti”* written on the back.
Once he received it, he would arrange for the child support.
Months later, the man returned home to his puzzled wife.
She handed him a postcard from Italy and said, “This is a bit odd.”
Trying to play it cool, he said, “Oh, just give it to me. I’ll explain later.”
But as he read the card, his face turned pale, and he fainted.
The postcard read: “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.”
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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip.
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The wife answers, “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says, “An Italian girl!!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”
“Oh, that,” she said. “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!”
