An American, a Russian, an Arab, and a Punjabi were deep in conversation at an exclusive Antique Collectors’ Dinner.
American Tycoon: “I have more money than I know what to do with… I’m going to buy the world’s 10 rarest pens.”
Russian Oligarch: “That’s nothing. I’m a billionaire… I’ll buy the 20 most valuable antique watches.”
Arab Prince: “Small dreams! I’m royalty… I’m planning to acquire the top 50 vintage cars in the world.”
They all turn to the Punjabi, waiting for his response.
He calmly sips his whisky, takes a bite of his chicken leg, sets his glass down neatly, leans back with his hands behind his head, and smirks.
Punjabi: “I’m not selling.”
An Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together.
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together.
The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian.
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Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling… “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU B-A.STARD!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
