A man owned a small ranch in Montana.
The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “there is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week and he gets room and board for free.”
“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.”
“Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the workarounds in the ranch. He earns about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”
He’s the guy I wanna talk to… the half-wit,” said the agent.
“That would be me.” replied the rancher.
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A Retiring Farmer Sell His Animals.
A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce.
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To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering them either a horse or a chicken.
He continued this way until the end of the street. To the house where the man was the boss, he gave a horse, and to the household where the woman was the boss, he gave a chicken.
To determine who the boss was between the man and the woman, the farmer devised a strange tactic.
When he arrived, he saw a couple outside attending to their garden. The farmer approached them and asked them who was the boss among them. The man quickly replied that he was.
The farmer then proceeded and told the man that he had a black horse and a brown horse and asked him which of the horses he would like to have.
After thinking about the question for a while, the man told the farmer that he would like to have the black one. Immediately he said his wife cut in and said: “No, no, no, get the brown one,” asking her husband to choose the other horse.
Hearing what the man’s wife had just said, the farmer quickly handed her the chicken and went on his way. That was a great tactic by the farmer. He sure knew who the real boss was.
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